Dr Wingnut

Month: August 2005

  • Prayer

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    Trying to pray is praying.Anonymous

  • Funeral

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    No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.Michael Pritchard

  • Because you’re my friend

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    When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be and to…

  • Happiness

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    A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives you roses.Chinese proverb

  • License Plate

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    It took the Division of Motor Vehicles 6 months to figure out and revoke this personalized license plate: “3M TA3”Can you tell why?  See answer below.Figured it out yet?I thought you were smart.I guess not.Here is the answer…It spells EAT ME in someone’s rear view mirror.via email from Marlys Christofferson, Tue, 27 Jun 2000 10:06:29…

  • Worry

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    Every time I get worried about something I say my prayers more.Jim Burns

  • Spelling Test

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    After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven.  While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates.  She saw a beautiful banquet table.  Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. …