Dr Wingnut

Month: June 2005

  • A Little flab

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    One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, “If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose”While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.  The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on…

  • Moving mail from Outlook to Mac mail

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    I scoured the web looking for the best way to convert my wife’s email from Outlook on Windows to Mail on Mac.  It turned out that the best option was to attach to a .mac IMAP account, create a folder for the outlook mail, drag all the Outlook folders into that new folder.  Which copied…

  • History

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    History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

  • Elder Wisdom

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    Barbara was driving home from one of her teaching assignments in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo women walking on the side of the road.As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped and asked the women if she would like a ride.  “Yes.”  After a bit of small talk while…

  • The superior man

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    The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come.  When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin.  When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come.  Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.Confucius

  • The time has finally come… Men strike back

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    How many men does it take to open a beer?  None.  It should be opened when she brings it.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?  Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.Why do women have smaller feet than…

  • Boeing 737 Safety Announcement

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    A large crack was discovered in a US Airways window frame, temporarily grounding the entire 737 fleet, for immediate inspection.via email from Charles Klopp, Thu, 26 May 2005 09:20:12 -0700