Month: June 2005
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Heaven or Hell?
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.After a while, they came to a high,…
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Government
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.William H. Borah
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Misunderstanding
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him – “very quick.”The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce…
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Paradoxymoron
When a recovering alcoholic goes to the liquor store for boxes to pack his shit in to move from one place to another. As demonstrated in this snippet from an email I got:Every time I move I have to chuckle at how the liquor store is such my friend when it comes to supplying boxes,…
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Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.After the US published the study, France decided…
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Progress
For is it not true that human progress is but a mighty growing pattern woven together by the tenuous single threads united in a common effort?Soong Mei-ling (Madame Chiang Kai-shek)
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Women’s Survey
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses!I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too fat.. 10% of women think their ass is too skinny…The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they…