Dr Wingnut

Month: June 2005

  • Heat

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    It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.Yogi Berra

  • Ultimate Female Joke

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    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.  He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.  The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men…

  • Heat Wave

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    If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?Stephen Wright

  • Thoughts on Life

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    CowsIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens…

  • Rumor

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    Keep this in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumor!In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was well known for his wisdom.One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who said excitedly, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?”“Wait a…

  • Rumor

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    A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.John Tudor

  • Sometimes the eyes just don’t work

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    I was stopped at at light this morning behind a guy that had a bumper sticker on his pick-up truck topper that said. “BUDERUS Hydroponic Systems.”  I thought, what a good name for a tool that a guy would use to grow dope.  They always want to have the best buds, so I bet that…