Dr Wingnut

Month: June 2005

  • Not good

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    This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly.  It should be thrown with great force.Dorothy Parker

  • Flowers from the boyfriend

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    Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.Red sighed and said, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again….”The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”The redhead said, “I…

  • Bush declares “Win” in “Drug War”

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    Washington, DC — President George Bush announced today that the US Government has won the “Drug War” and henceforth all resources devoted to preventing America’s children from killing themselves with drugs will now be devoted to killing them in Iraq while they defend us against “terrorists”.He concluded his press conference with, “We won the Cold…

  • Deeds

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    Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.George Eliot

  • OK, I don’t get it.

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    Jill and I went to the Twins game yesterday (They beat the Royals 8-11, yea!), and on the way home we decide to stop at the Dairy Queen for a little treat.We order from one girl, and then because I’m looking, I notice that this other girl has something printed on her arse.  She’s moving…

  • Experience

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    Not the fruit of experience, but experience itself, is the end.Walter Pater

  • Fifteen things you probably never knew or thought about

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    At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t…