Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.Red sighed and said, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me […]
Washington, DC — President George Bush announced today that the US Government has won the “Drug War” and henceforth all resources devoted to preventing America’s children from killing themselves with drugs will now be devoted […]
Jill and I went to the Twins game yesterday (They beat the Royals 8-11, yea!), and on the way home we decide to stop at the Dairy Queen for a little treat.We order from one […]
At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.The only reason anyone would ever hate you is […]