Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2005

  • Eight Terms with two Meanings

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    THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female……Any part under a car’s hood.Male……….The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.Male………Playing football without a cup.COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.Male……….Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.Female…….A desire to get…

  • Character

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    You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one.James A. Froude

  • Love

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    We don’t love qualities, we love persons…Jacques Maritain

  • Give it away to keep it

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    There’s one thing you can’t give away.  You can’t give away a smile.  It always comes back to you.Violet Hensley

  • These people vote?

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    We’re in more trouble than I imagined!  While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.  She asked, “Does the sun rise in the North?”  When my brother explained that the sun rises in the…