Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2005

  • Teaching

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    Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.Gail Godwin

  • Darwin Award Winners

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    Yes, it’s that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.  Here then, are the glorious winners.Darwin Award Winners:When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only…

  • Stoned On E-Mail

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    Using E-mail and other messaging technologies excessively can lower your IQ as much as if you smoked some weed, according to recent research sponsored by Hewlett-Packard.InformationWeek Daily, 5 May 2005Soon there will be meetings for E-mail Anonymous to go with How to Run a Microsoft-Free Shop.

  • Ouch

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    You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.Norman Douglas

  • TGIF vs SHIT

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    A business man got on an elevator.  When he entered, there was a blonde inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T … G … I … F …,” more slowly. He again answered, “S … H … I … T …”…

  • Healing

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    Stopping, calming, and resting are preconditions for healing.  When animals in the forest are wounded they find a place to lie down and rest completely for many days … They just rest and get the healing they need.Thich Nhat Hanh

  • Men

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    Okay, Okay, it finally all makes sense now… I never looked at it this way before:MENtal illnessMENstrual crampsMENtal breakdownMENopauseGUYnocologistAND …When we have REAL trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.Send this to all the men just to annoy…