Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2005

  • Rule 62a

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    Life is too important to be taken seriously.Oscar Wilde

  • Joe the farmer…

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    Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck.  He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.  In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.  “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m…

  • Revenge

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    Never does the human soul appear so strong as when it forgoes revenge, and dares forgive an injury.E.H. Chapin

  • Baptizing a Drunk

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    A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.  He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find…

  • Death

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    There are three kinds of death in this world.  There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.Guy Almes

  • You don’t have to be Jewish or a Mother to be a Jewish Mother

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    The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.  The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins.  In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered…

  • Ambition

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    A man without ambition is dead.  A man with ambition but no love is dead.  A man with ambition and love for his blessings here on earth is ever so alive.Pearl Bailey