Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2005

  • Best Surgeon

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    Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.The first said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas.  A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident.  I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”The second said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost…

  • Normal

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    Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live…

  • The bore

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    Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.Frank Moore Colby

  • Truth in Advertising

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    Last night I got all excited about a K-Mart ad on TV.It said there was a special this week end at K-Mart.  If I came in with my wife and bought a pair of trousers, I could get my wife’s half-off.Cherrie’s response and I quote, ” In your dreams!”Why would K-Mart lie to me (without…

  • Trouble

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    Intrusion detection is an oxymoron.  Once you’ve detected, you’re already in trouble.Cisco CEO John Chambers, speaking at the Interop trade show in Las Vegas on Tuesday, 3 May 2005

  • Word of the day

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    Paraskavedekatriaphobia, the fear of Friday the 13th, a form of triskaidekaphobia, the fear of the number 13

  • Rule 62

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    Don’t take yourself too damn seriously.Anonymous