Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2005

  • Why women think men are immature

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    vie email from John Treworgy, Wed, 18 May 2005 06:10:21 -0700

  • Mistakes

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    To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you’re overdoing it.Josh Jenkins

  • World’s thinnest Books

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    FRENCH WAR HEROESby Jacques ChiracHOW I SERVED MY COUNTRYby Jane FondaMY BEAUTY SECRETSby Janet RenoMY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTSby Dan MarinoTHINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILLby Hillary ClintonMY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENEby Osama Bin LadenTHINGS I CANNOT AFFORDby Bill GatesTHINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEYby Dennis RodmanMY WILD YEARSby Al GoreAMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE…

  • Decline and Fall

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    Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what’s going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?Will Rogers

  • The man from away

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    Lynwood Rogers makes picnic tables.  They are made out of native pine.When he has one finished, he sets it out by the road and turns it on its side.Most people know that he has the intention of selling it.A man from away, New Yawk, I think, stopped by to look at his latest table.Lynwood stepped…

  • Noise

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    Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.Samuel Johnson

  • How faithful

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    Three men died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told them that the determining factor of what vehicle they will drive in heaven will be based on how faithful they were to their wives while they were on earth. St. Peter asked the first man, “How faithful were you?” The man…