Dr Wingnut

Day: May 16, 2005

  • Best Surgeon

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    Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.The first said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas.  A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident.  I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”The second said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost…

  • Normal

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    Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live…