Dr Wingnut

Day: May 15, 2005

  • The bore

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    Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.Frank Moore Colby

  • Truth in Advertising

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    Last night I got all excited about a K-Mart ad on TV.It said there was a special this week end at K-Mart.  If I came in with my wife and bought a pair of trousers, I could get my wife’s half-off.Cherrie’s response and I quote, ” In your dreams!”Why would K-Mart lie to me (without…