Day: May 7, 2005
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It’s Hard to Beat a Texan
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a traffic light. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, “Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?”The guy in the Rolls says, “Yes, of course I do.”“I got one…