Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2005

  • Chance

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    Chance is always powerful.  Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish.Ovid

  • Ever wonder what your pets are doing while you are at work?

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    via email from Jeff Patten, Wed, 25 May 2005 09:37:01 -0700

  • Technology

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    Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.Putt’s law

  • Evolution

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    The evolution of human growth is an evolution from an absolute need to be loved towards a full readiness to give love.Dr. Karl Stern

  • Dogs vs Cats

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    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Golden RetrieverThe sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?Border CollieJust one.  And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.DachshundYou know I can’t reach that…

  • Difficulties

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    In life, the difficult periods are the best periods to gain experience and shore up determination.  As a result, my mental status is much improved because of them.The Dalai Lama

  • PMS

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    Here are some definitions for PMS!Pass My ShotgunPsychotic Mood ShiftPerpetual Munching SpreePuffy Mid-SectionPeople Make me SickProvideMe withSweetsPardon My SobbingPimples May SurfacePass My SweatpantsPissy Mood SyndromePlainly; Men SuckPack My Stuff…and my favorite one…Potential Murder SuspectAnd as an example:Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?A: One!!!  ONLY ONE!!!!  And do…