Dr Wingnut

Month: April 2005

  • Cow farts

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    That outstanding institution of journalism, The Weekly World News, reports on an important fix to an environmental problemShaken faces and… JowlersJason Black points out something similar to boohbah. kids’ games Plaintext outline-summaries of pop songs – funnyStructures from penniesOlder pranksters back a few yearsAnd, of course, up-and-coming prankster Charlie Todd will speak at Gel 2005…

  • News

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    It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.Jerry Seinfeld (1954 – )And, in the 21st Century it just exactly fits the Internet.

  • California State Employee Handbook

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    by Arnold SchwarzeneggerSICK DAYSVe vill no longer accept a doktor’s shtatement as proof of sickness.  If you are able to go to the doktor, you are able to come to verk.PERSONAL DAYSEach employee vill receive 104 personal days a year.  Dey are called Saturday and Sunday.LUNCH BREAKSkinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they…

  • Define Rigorous

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    A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.H.H. Munro ‘Saki’

  • This may be therapeutic

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    Ever have one of those days?  My friend Tommy sent me this link to Whack Your Boss, where Office Space meets the Sopranos.Yea; we’re going to need you to come in this weekend.  OK?No damnit, I have a life away from this place!  You need to get a life!

  • Trailblazing

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    Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.Ralph Waldo EmersonUnless you are camping, where this advice is the worst possible; and most environmentally destructive.  Instead, try: Leave your camp site cleaner than you found it, and leave no trace of your presence.

  • Filmpjes

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    Lejo theater: click “filmpjes” and have a ball. OK, if you must, click GB for English. (Thanks to Lee Humphreys.)Comparing skylines around the world.Bizarre kid-friendly fun (thanks to KP for the reminder)Another oldie but goodie (note, it’s sort of dark humor) “Transparent” computer backgroundsHow do you spell a raspberry?If you’ve been watching my numerous “numa…