Month: April 2005

  • Memory loss

    To be really effective, this survey question should have also included a choice for “I forget.”

  • Vision

    In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.Warren Buffett

  • Plan ahead – A Public Service Announcement

    Living Will Date ___________I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.If a reasonable amount of time…

  • Moving forward

    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.  You are able to say to yourself, “I have lived through this horror.  I can take the next thing that comes along.”  You must do the thing you think you cannot do.Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 –…

  • What Religion is Your Bra?

    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.What type of bra?” asked the clerk.Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of…

  • My body is a temple

    I am trying to be MR. HEALTH.This AM I did what seemed to me to be a frontal offensive on the Virus/Bacterial terroristica.I made Organic Asian Green Tea with fresh brewed ginger root and fresh Lemon wedges sweetened with organic honey.This was all meant to wash down the frontal assault team of Wal-Mart Equate Multi-Vitamin…

  • Progress

    Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste.  The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.Thomas Arnold Bennett