Dr Wingnut

Month: April 2005

  • Maxine’s etiquette guide for rednecks

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    Never take a beer to a job interview.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.Its considered tacky to take a beer cooler to church.If you have to vacuum the bed it’s time to change sheets.Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will … it is still considered tacky to drive…

  • Or a big stick

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    Speak softly and carry a small phone.Cingular Billboard

  • Murr-kin

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    Some suggestions on how (not) to speak “Murr-kin“Fun “greeking” machineYou can now download and listen to all the episodes of Dr. DementoThe view from Mt. Everest (thanks to David Teten)Beatles remixesTheo Jansen is a Dutch artist and creator of “beach creatures” – huge wind-powered walking machines made of little more than plastic tubing and glue. …

  • Power

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    The lust of power is not rooted in strength, but in weakness.Erich Fromm

  • Home needed for puppy

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    Dear Friends:I need a favor!  My neighbor has a puppy he’s giving away (FREE!).  It’s a Dachshund, it’s house broken, and it’s great with kids.He’s giving it away because his wife says the dog ‘stares’ at her, and gives her the ‘Heebie Jeebies’.If you’re interested, or know someone who is, let me know.Here’s a picture…

  • Life

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    Growth is the only evidence of life.John, Cardinal Newman

  • Wingnut Tattoo & Body Piercing

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    Contrary to popular opinion, Dr. Wingnut has no relationship, affiliation, equity interest in; nor tattoo from the Wingnut Tattoo & Body Piercing studio in Anoka, Minnesota.  As you would be able to instantly tell by looking at their homepage.Thanks to Paul (No relation to the late John Paul II) Kirchberg for the picture via email,…