Month: January 2005

Aquarius (Jan 21 – Feb 19)You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.  You lie a great deal.  You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid.  Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.  You enjoy sucking cock.Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 19) You have a vivid imagination and often think…

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.Secret…Guys feel left out.  That’s right…left out.There’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. …