Month: December 2004
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Designated Driver
The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.Jeff Foxworthy
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Totally inappropriate
Sometimes I get things in my mail (that I love) that are a little off color. This post has several of these which shall be presented as links, not as embedded images.via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 7 Dec 2004 09:03:55 -0600 How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulbvia email from…
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Getting the day off
The brunette says to the blonde, “Watch me get the rest of the day off.” The brunette gets upon her desk, jumps onto the light fixture, and begins swinging back and forth saying, “I’m a light bulb. I’m a light bulb.”The boss walks in, sees her on the light fixture, and says to the brunette,…
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Job
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.Drew Carey
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The Frog
A beautiful, well endowed, young lady went to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looked about the store, she noticed a box full of frogs. The sign said: “Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete instructions.”The girl excitedly looked around to see if anybody was…