Month: December 2004
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Chicago, that toddling town
I think that’s how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, “Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough. Let’s go west.”Richard Jeni
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Scandalous
This is probably the reason behind the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky’s scandel.via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 7 Dec 2004 08:55:58 -0600
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Choices
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…. I could be eating a slow learner.Lynda Montgomery
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Bush can’t sleep
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him.Bush asks him,”George, what’s the best thing I can do to help the country?”“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” Washington advises, then fades away.The next night, Bush is astir again…