Month: December 2004
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Evil
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.Yoda
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Canada Rejects American Liberals
Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgersThe flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with…
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Advice
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”Author Unknown
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Death
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.Author Unknown
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Grandma’s Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The…
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Send a letter to the President
President George W. Bush1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NWWashington DC 20500-0001Dear President Bush,Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s law. I have learned a great deal from you and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply…
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Bless me father
An old gent moved into a retirement community where good-looking, eligible men are at a premium.After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said, “Bless me father, for I have sinned. Last week I had my way with seven different women.” The priest said, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them into…