Month: November 2004
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Marriage
Part ITypical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I…
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Duty
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.George Bernard Shaw
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Expert
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen.Earl Wilson
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Happy Birthday
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!” and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn’t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that’s…
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The Thermodynamics of Hell
On Fri, 25 Feb 2000 11:04:17 -0600 I received a posting about this topic. I subsequently posted a better version on August 3rd of that year. Today I received roughly the same version, but with a little addendum to the answer which is hilarious and has been appended to the original version.