Month: November 2004

Something to offend everyone

Nov 3, 2004

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Dr Wingnut

in Humor

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it.What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth? One US leader.What do you see when the Pillsbury…
Diplomacy

Nov 3, 2004

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Dr Wingnut

in Quotations

Diplomacy is the art of saying, ‘Nice doggie!’ till you can find a rock.Wynn Catlin
Egotism

Nov 2, 2004

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Dr Wingnut

in Quotations

Egotism is nature’s compensation for mediocrity.L.A. Safian
Soul

Nov 2, 2004

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Dr Wingnut

in Quotations

Creativity and self-expression are the keys, which open the door to my soul. Betty MacDonald
Prejudice

Nov 1, 2004

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by

Dr Wingnut

in Quotations

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.William James