Month: October 2004
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The zen of folding a shirt
This Sunday is Halloween! Do you have your costume yet? No? Well, have you considered dressing up as Beaker the Muppet? LinkRon Lichty points us to this demonstration of how to fold a shirt: LinkSomeone collects flight attendant uniforms. Ahh, the Web. LinkFor productivity fans, I wrote a different kind of column here: LinkSurprising it…
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Red Sox Joke
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes.An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast.The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan put…
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Purpose
We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I don’t know.W.H. Auden
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Friend
A friend is a person who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you’ve forgotten the words.UnknownI saw this on a sign today when I went to the gift shop in my building for my usual, “Case of the Mondays” lunch of Tab, Tuna fish salad sandwich and…
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Trust
Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.Booker T. Washington
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First date
This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays. This was on the “Tonight Show” with Jay Leno.Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale…
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Three ill men
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain Smoker, and one was a Homosexual.The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, “If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die.”The men left the doctor’s office,…