Month: September 2004
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God doesn’t ask…
What kind of car you drive; but how many people you drove who didn’t have transportation.The square footage of your house; but how many people you welcomed into your home.About the clothes you have in your closet; but how many you helped to clothe.What your salary is; but if you compromised your character to obtain…
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Honey
An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, “Crisco, Crisssssssco!”Soon a store clerk approaches and says, “Lady, the Crisco is in aisle D.”The old lady replies, “Oh, I’m not looking for the cooking stuff. I’m calling my husband.”The clerk is astonished. “Your husband’s name is Crisco?”The old lady answers, “Oh no, no,…
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A tourist in London
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Beck’s.After a while, he finds himself in a very…
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Resentment
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time,” says…
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Miracle Cure
Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor’s office, and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely erect with her…
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Good Judgement
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.Barry LePatner