Month: June 2004
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Stress test
The attached picture is of identical Dolphins. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary’s Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite of the fact that the…
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‘Nuf said.
As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”The President replies: “These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got…
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Did God create Evil?
At a certain college, there was a professor with a reputation for being tough on people who believed in God. At the first class every semester, he asked if anyone was believer in God and proceeded to degrade them and to mock their statement of faith.One semester, he asked the question and a young man…
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Political correct gender definitions
How to speak about women and be politically correct: (New 2004 version) She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER – She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY – She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She is not DUMB – She is a…
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The Godfather
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be mute and deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, “Ask him, ‘Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”The attorney, using sign language, asks…
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Information
Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire, it wafts across the electrified borders.Ronald Reagan
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A Woman’s Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for:Wisdom, To understand a manLove, To forgive him andPatience, For his moodsBecause, Lord, if I pray for StrengthI’ll just beat him to death.via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 7 Jun 2004 10:56:41 -0500