Year: 2003
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Dear Office of Homeland Security,
OK, I have my duck taped. Now what do I do?from my Mother, via eMail, Tue, 11 Mar 2003 21:52:38 -0500
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Fun Stuff
A really fun and elegant game from my friends at gameLab here in New York. You can play the first three levels for free. I wish there were more games as well-designed as this: CrashA difficult version of the old Lunar Lander arcade game: Lunar LanderA well-done movie quiz, using visuals from the film, except…
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How to bathe a cat
Thoroughly clean toilet.Lift both lids and add shampoo.Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)Flush toilet 3 or…
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Getting to know your friends
Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends. What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire eMail and paste it onto a new eMail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING…
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Ain't this the truth?
Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will…
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Bad Kitty
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason, but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and I hoped I would…