Dr Wingnut

Year: 2003

  • Never say to a Cop

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    I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!Are You Andy or Barney?I thought you had to be in relatively…

  • Oooh, very fun ways to waste a few minutes

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    Kunstbar Other winners of the Flash Film FestivalFun Middle East geography quizWeight Watchers recipes from the 70sPeach MelbaJellied TomatoLiver PateThanks for this and several other links.Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time This is the coolest online game I've seen in awhile. One hint to get you started: click stuff. Fun etch-a-sketch page.…

  • Easter bunnies

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    via eMail, Fri, 11 Apr 2003 08:49:56 +0800

  • History of Military Uniforms

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    A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets…

  • Iraqi Information Minister

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    And a reminder that you can fool all of the people some of the time… via eMail, Wed, 9 Apr 2003 16:55:40-0400

  • Day Brighteners

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    via eMail, Wednesday, April 02, 2003 5:04 PM

  • Sex Therapy

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    A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.Her doctor recommended that she see the well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang,…