Year: 2003

My name is Bob.This morning I was headed to my office. While driving on Waco Drive near Valley Mills, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Nissan 350Z with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked…

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash…

Three Little Words That Work !!The three little words are: "Hold On, Please…"Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know…

A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear avoice call from behind a sand dune."One United States Marineis better than ten Iraqis!"The Iraqi commander quickly sends10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks andcontinues for a few minutes, then silence.The voice then callsout "One…

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:He called everyone “brother”He liked GospelHe couldn’t get a fair trial.But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:He went into His Fathers business.He lived at home until he was 33.He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he…

This is from an Army captain stationed in DC.To nobody'ssurprise there were protestors today in DC, they attempted to disrupt themetro system and block the Key Bridge, a leading artery into DC fromNorthern Virginia.I got hosed twice because I come in from NoVAon the metro and it is raining hard which makes traffic worse anyway…tothe…