Dr Wingnut

Month: October 2003

  • Happy Halloween

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    What do you get if you take a hot dog and draw a smiley face on it, then take out the insides?  Yes you guessed it…  Happy Hollow weenie!

  • Closing the loop

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    In addition to By the Yard recycled pop bottle lawn furniture made in Shakopee Minnesota, and the Sierra Club clothing made with EcoSpun recycled Fortrel polyester, you can get backpacks and other carrying bags from Earthpak.

  • Todays thoughts

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    Never hold your farts in.  They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that’s where you get shitty ideas from.via eMail from my wife.I always thought that it was the cord that connected the eyes to the asshole; that was corrected by an optirectumyInstead of solid accomplishments, the man pursues pleasures and self-gratification.  He…

  • Good Management

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    I found these in the October 2003 issue of Computer Magazine from the IEEE Computer Society in an article on Design Review by Bob Colwell.I wonder if the Marquis de Sade School of Scorched Earth Management has any other graduates besides this guy?Page 8In most cases, you and your colleagues work together on a project,…

  • Too hot in here…

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    This exchange of email occurred on the struts-user mailing list as an off-topic posting.  In America developers are increasingly the target of losing their jobs to offshore dev-farms in India and ChinaHa! You Americans are funny.Over here everything is very high tech. We even have a special gizmo thatgives us the power to control office…

  • Software tools

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    Tools I ran across at the Multi-Edit site which will be include in version 9.1 Scooter Software – Beyond Compare and Flashbulb Studios – Trita Code Formatter (Pretty Printer).  And, an unrelated item, a framework covered in Software Development magazine that seems very promising for Java development, the Keel Framework.

  • Looks like Java developers chasing the latest JCP fad….

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    The EconomistsFrom: Shane Mingins [mailto:shane.NOSPAMmingins@assurenospaminternational.com] Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 8:21 PMI especially like the way they wiggle when the numbers go below zero.Dr. Wingnut