Dr Wingnut

Month: June 2003

  • Night before Christmas 2001

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    Twas the night before christmas,He lived all alone,In a one bedroom house made ofPlaster and stone. I had come down the chimneyWith presents to give,And to see just whoIn this home did live. I looked all about,A strange sight I did see,No tinsel, no presents,Not even a tree. No stocking by mantle,Just boots filled with…

  • Self-esteem

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    WHO HAD higher self-esteem: Gandhi or Hitler? Columbine High School's valedictorian or the two Columbine students who, that April, killed a teacher, fellow students and then themselves? Albert Einstein or Adolph Eichmann? Popeye or Bluto?If you picked the first person in each pair (the hero/high achiever), you're wrong. The bad guys, not the good guys,…

  • Noah's Ark

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    Proof Noah’s Flood Really Occurred?Hundreds of feet below the Black Sea, American explorers led by Titanic discoverer Robert Ballard have found ancient signs of human habitation—habitation that existed before all life was killed from a catastrophic flood that occurred some 7,500 years ago.Remember Noah and the Ark in the Book of Genesis?  The scientists think…

  • Footprints in your heart

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    Many people will walk in and out of your life,But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.To handle yourself, use your head;To handle others, use your heart.Anger is only one letter short of danger.If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. Great minds discuss…

  • You are not alone

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    "Perhaps the strangest and most insidious aspect of the disease ofalcoholism is its ability to hide itself from the sufferer. Alcoholics areexperts at not being able to see their own illness. They are often thelast to admit that they have a drinking problem."Alcoholism is aprogressive illness. Late starting or early, the drinking gets more andmore…

  • Know your mate

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    While attending a marriage seminar on communication, David and his wife listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential thathusbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”  He addressed the man, “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?”  David leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn’t…

  • The End

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    The most destructive habit … WorryThe greatest joy … GivingThe greatest loss … Loss of self-respectThe most satisfying work … Helping othersThe ugliest personality trait … SelfishnessThe most endangerd species … Dedicated leadersOur greatest natural resource … Our youthThe most effective sleeping pill … Peace of mindThe most crippling failure disease … ExcusesThe worst thing…