Month: May 2003
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Telemarketers
Telemarketers suck big time. Here are some proven ways to rid your life of these clowns for good… If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because…
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Women Drivers
My name is Bob.This morning I was headed to my office. While driving on Waco Drive near Valley Mills, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Nissan 350Z with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked…
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Vanilla Pudding
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash…