Dr Wingnut

Month: March 2003

  • Blindman in a bar

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    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells tothe bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"!Thebar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, thewoman next to him says, "Before you tell…

  • Brain Transplant

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    In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.  “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces.“The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. …

  • Attention Shoppers!

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    All Wal-Mart and K-Mart stores in Iraq will be closing on or before March 15th. After that, they will all become…Targets.from my Mother, via eMail, Tue, 22 Mar 2003 15:41:00 -0500

  • Trouble in bed

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    After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him:"This is all in your mind." and refers him to a psychiatrist.After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I…

  • Farmer Fleming

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    His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming…

  • Illegal's Poem

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    I cross ocean,poor and broke,Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat megood in there,Say I need tosee welfare. Welfare say,"You come no more,We send cashright to your door." Welfare checks,they make you wealthy,Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by,I got plenty money,Thanks to you,American dummy. Write to friendsin motherland,Tell them "come asfast you…

  • My barber, Steve

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    I’m supposed to walk one-quarter mile two times a day. (I actually do, once and a while)Last week I walked down to the center of town to get my stroll in and thought I would stop to see Steve the Barber and get a hair cut. (Actually, to get them all cut, while I was…