Month: February 2003
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Getting to know your friends
Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends. What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire eMail and paste it onto a new eMail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING…
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Ain't this the truth?
Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will…
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Bad Kitty
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason, but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and I hoped I would…
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Hypothetical Question
In light of the news of the so-called human cloning going on, I have to ask the hypothetical question.If you pushed your naked clone off the top of a tall building, would it be:murder,suicide, ormerely making an obscene clone fall.via eMail from Martha Clark, Sat, 22 Feb 2003 18:40:11 -0500
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New fashions from Tokyo
Can you believe it?Cheeky?What you see below are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and the current rage in Japan.I suppose at least you could choose what sort of bum profile you'd like! via eMail, 21 February 2003Looks like someone is…
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Commentary on the State of the Union Speech
Sung to "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands." If you cannot find Osama, bomb IraqIf the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.If the terrorists are frisky,Pakistan is looking shifty,North Korea is too risky,Bomb Iraq.If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.So to…