Dr Wingnut

Month: December 2002

  • Who is better at using the computer

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    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoingargument about who was better at using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said,"Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does…

  • The Moon:

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    When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are…

  • How did we survive?

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    Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have. As children we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.Our baby cribs were painted with bright colored lead based…