Dr Wingnut

Month: November 2002

  • Update on Who's On First

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    Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.HU'S ON FIRSTBy James Sherman(We take you now to the Oval Office.)GeorgeCondi! Nice to see you. What's happening?CondiSir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.GeorgeGreat. Lay it on me. CondiHu is the new leader of…

  • Anger Management

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    For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know…..I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found…

  • Today… I wish you a day of ordinary miracles

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    A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself.An unexpected phone call from an old friend.Green stoplights on your way to work or shop.I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in…The fastest line at the grocery store.A good sing along song on the radio.Your keys right where you look.I wish…

  • What does it say on your shirt?

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    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back, "Minnesota Vikings."(And they say blondes are dumb!!!)via eMail, Mon, 18 Nov 2002 18:56:19…

  • Message From Santa

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    Dear Friends.I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but…

  • What if?

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    Meditation: What if your boss could not make you angry? What if your mate could not make you jealous? What if no one else in the world could make you feel shame, guilt, rage, hatred, or any other negative emotion? Love is the only energy which flows from our Universal source. If unconditional love is…

  • Are you a Catholic?

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    A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as…