Month: October 2002

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquired."They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'""That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution…

A new, young M.D. doing his residency in obstetrics was quite embarrassed to perform female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment, he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly during the exam.One day, the middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing an exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing him.He looked up from his…