Month: August 2002
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Getting cosmic eating seeds
Hi friend,I just thought I'd let you know that I'm getting along O.K. these days what with all the help I am getting from my various enrichment seminars and the higher plane mental affirmations that I have learned to implement.But I was having an out-of-body experience yesterday and almost astral-traveled away, so I grounded myself…
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Help The Needy
Hundreds of Major League Baseball players in our very own nation are living at, just below, or in most cases far above the seven-figure salary level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcoming strike situation.…
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REJECTION LINE
You've probably heard of it already, but if you haven't the REJECTION LINE is taking the country by storm!It's completely free. Simply give out any of the following numbers to get rid of an annoying person you might have just met, or to people who you simply don't want to talk to anymore!And here they…
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Time
What is time?Time is just one damn thing after another.Anonymous, heard on PBS/NovaTime is the longest distance between two places.Tennessee WilliamsWhy is there time?Time is nature’s way to keep everything from happening all at once.John Archibald WheelerTime is what keeps everything from happening all at once.GraffitoWhat time is it?A man with one clock knows what…
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Wheelin' & Dealin'
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next dayThe next day the farmer drove up and said" Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.Kenny: "Well then, just give me my money back."Farmer:…