Month: January 2002

A first grade teacher in St. Louis explains to her class that she is a Rams fan.She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Rams fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand, except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you…

With the upcoming Olympics only a month away, I thought as a resident of Utah, I would share a few “tips” for visitors to the area:Don’t laugh at the names (LaVar, LaVel, LaDell, LaMont, DelVora, Lehi, Moroni, Aldean, Brigham, or LuDean, etc.) All names are divine and are beyond gentile humor.Don’t offer your Utah Volunteer…

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This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.What happens when you predict snow but don't get any….True story… a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,…

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.Nothing in the known universe travels faster than…

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?OK… so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that…