Dr Wingnut

Month: August 2001

  • Friendship

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    Program friendships are specialUntil we came into the program we may have thought that friendships were all alike.  We counted on friends to socialize and gossip, and to share a secret with.  But when we were really scared about our lives and the future, we felt too vulnerable to let anyone else know our innermost…

  • The Lie Clocks…

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    Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.She asked, "What are all those clocks?"St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock…

  • Irony

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    I have to tell you, just because it is so strange, that the person who sent me the litany about not forwarding e-mail for donations, profit, or to prove your friendship also sent me the following the same day:What would you do if every time you fell in love with someone … You had to…

  • Now, everyone say it with me …

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    "I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON’T forward an e-mail. I will NOT hear any music, see a taco dog, or see a cool pop up screen if I DO forward an e-mail.Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria’s Secret doesn’t know…

  • New G.O.P. emblem

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    The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.via…

  • RE-SEEKING INVESTMENT UPPORTUNITIES

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    PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIALI CAME ACROSS YOUR NAME IN MY LATE FATHERS ADDRESS BOOKLET, IN MY SEARCH FOR AN HONEST PERSON WHO WILL ASSIST ME IMPLEMENT THE INVESTMENT INSTRUCTION AS LEFT FOR ME BY MY LATE FATHER-HON. ZAKARAMA CHIADIKA OF THE BLESSED MEMORY.IN A BRIEF INTRODUCTION, I AM THE FIRST SON OF MY FATHER, HE WAS…

  • Golf Advice

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    A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse.Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back so early? What's wrong?""I…