Month: April 2001

You answer the door before people knock.Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.You ski uphill.You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.You lick your coffeepot clean.Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.You chew on other people's fingernails.Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."You can type 60…

Bob was stopped by a game warden in Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing.The game warden asked Bob, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"Bob replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish.""Pet fish?!" the warden replied."Yes, sir. Every night…

If the following is something that has already made the Internet "rounds," I have never seen it before. The person who sent it to me asserts that it is genuine, but even if it is fictional, it is pretty damn (oops – dam) funny.The letter…Mr. Ryan De Vries2088 DaggetPierson, MI 49339Dear Mr. De Vries:RE: DEQ…

This riddle MUST be done in your head and NOT using pen and paper. Try it…it's weird!Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. And Now add 30. Plus another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.What is the total?Scroll down……………………………Did you get 5000?Continue scrolling down…………………………….Seems most people…

So God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said, "He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman."He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for…

Atlanta, Ga.Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that "foot-and-mouth" disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus."Frankly, we've never heard of a virus that couldn't spread through Microsoft Outlook, so…