Month: August 2000

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Twas the night before crisis,And behind White House doors,Not a creature was stirring,Especially Al Gore.The interns were nestled,Dressed in their berets,In hopes that Saint Bubba Would come out to play.When on the East Lawn,There arose such a clatter,Even Sam DonaldsonLost control of his bladder. Away to our TVsWe flew like a flash,There's a special report,And…

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For $320.00 an hour, she better be good!Can you get him to drop his suit?The judge gave her…

"Viagra. The quicker dicker upper""One-a-day, like iron""Get a piece of the rock""You've come a long way, baby""Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em""Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"Tastes great, more filling""Viagra, built ram tough""Here's the beef!"Just do her.Some honorable mentions:"We work harder, so you don't have to""Ten inches long… and growing.""Viagra,…

What type of training do I need to replace you?How much hard work does it take to get a raise or can I just sleep my way to the top?When you say "must be a team player," does this mean I'll be working with other people?How often do you take inventory of your office supplies?How…

Pedal-powered dialysis machines.Use of antibotics deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure."Head-wound victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of "War and Peace."You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.Annual breast exam conducted at hooters.Exam room has a tip jar.You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on…

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror.  This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror,…