Month: August 2000

Alabama: At Least We're not MississippiAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!Arizona: But It's a Dry HeatArizona: Dehyd-rific!Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't EverthangArkansas: Litterasy Ain't EverthinCalifornia: As Seen on TVColorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our WaterDelaware: Wow… you're in DelawareFlorida: Ask…

Picard"Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?"Geordi"Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the…

This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at USC. There was a professor who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn't exist.His students were always afraid to argue with him because…

A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a "BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…" behind him.  Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him… "BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…"The man begins to run towards his home, but the coffin bounces after him,…

During his stay in the Hamptons, President Clinton was invited to stay at the Georgica Pond Estate of Steven Spielberg.  It has been learned from inside sources close to the president, that after all of the parties were over, Bill and Steve retired to the library and discussed some possible remakes of films to reflect…

Here is one for anybody who has done tech supportA man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.  He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"The man below says "Yes, you're in a…

This is a little game that has a pretty funny/creepy outcome.  Don't read ahead, just do it in order.It takes about 3 minutes and I think that it's worth it.  I did it and it was weird!First, get a blank piece of paper and pen.  When you are asked to choose names, make sure it's…