Month: August 2000

You know you are in ARIZONA when:You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.You can say 110 degrees without fainting.You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.You can make instant sun tea.You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.You…

Picture yourself near a stream…Birds are singing in the crisp, cool mountain air…Nothing can bother you here…No one knows this secret place…You are in total seclusion from that place called the world…The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity…The water is clear…You can easily make out the face…

Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy.Dr. Seuss and Kurt Vonnegut went to college together. They were even in the same fraternity, where Seuss decorated the fraternity house walls with drawings of his strange characters.The Les Nessman character on…

Just follow the instructions below: Don’t scroll down too fast-do it slowly and follow the instructions below exactly, do the math in your head as fast as you can.  It may help to say the answers aloud quietly.FOLLOW these instructions one at a time and as QUICKLY as you can!What is:2 + 2? 4 +…

Costello: Hey, Abbott!Abbott: Yes, Lou?Costello: I just got my first computer.Abbott: That's great, Lou. What did you get?Costello: A Pentium II-266, with 40 Megs of RAM, a 2.1 Gig hard drive, and a 24X CD-ROM.Abbott: That's terrific, Lou.Costello: But I don't know what any of it means!Abbott: You will in time.Costello: That's exactly why I'm…

A lawyer married a woman who had previously been married twelve times. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel, and the bride said to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle; I'm still a virgin."This puzzled the groom, since, after twelve marriages, he thought that at least one…

These are the nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given out in Honor of the GM's fiasco in trying to market this car in Central and South America. "No va" means, in Spanish, "it doesn't go."The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It…