Month: July 2000
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Trip to the urologist
An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. He gave her his name. In a VERY LOUD VOICE the receptionist said,"YES, I…
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Don't bristle at this
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave…
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Hmmmm…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy swallows it."Wow," says the bartender, "Had a rough day?"."I got off work early today," answered the guy, "went up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex with my best friend." The bartender…
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Is Tony home?
A guy goes over to his buddy's house, rings the bell, but his buddy's wife answers."Hi is Tony home?""No he went to the store.""Well, you mind if I wait?""No come in."They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks…