Day: April 5, 2000

  • Another anecdote to consider in the gun-control debate:

    As soon as everyone is packing heat we'll all be a lot safer, right?An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it…

  • About marriage from kids

    How do you decide who to marry?You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. – Alan, age 10No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God…