Month: March 2000

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in shape. Round's a shape!I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.Did you ever notice when you…

I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when:Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!">"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.It wasn't…

An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank accountAnd if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppyYou hoped nobody found out!Compress was something you did to garbageNot something you did to a fileAnd if you…

In a recent Harris On-line poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this…