Month: March 2000

  • Death Of Innocents

    I went to a party, Mom,I remembered what you said.You toldme not to drink, Mom,so i drank soda instead.I really feltproud inside, Mom,the way you said I would.I didn't drinkand drive, Mom,even though the others said I should.I know I did the right thing, Mom,I know you're alwaysright.Now the party is finally ending, Mom,and everyone…

  • Blonde jokes

    A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here?" and hung up.The husband said, "Who was that?"The wife said, "I don't know, some young woman wanting to know…

  • Embroidering a life

    When I was a little boy, my mother used to embroider a great deal. I would sit at her knee and look up from the floor and ask what she was doing.She informed me that she was embroidering.From the underside, as I watched her work within the boundaries of the little round hoop that she…

  • I've learned

    I'velearned-that you can do something in an instantthat willgive you heartache for life.I've learned-that it's taking mea long timeto become the person I want to be.I'velearned-that you should always leave loved oneswith lovingwords. It may be the lasttime you see them.I've learned- that you can keep goinglong after you can't.I've learned-that we are responsible for…

  • Is this anyone you work for?

    A man was flying in a hot air balloon and realized he was lost. He reduced height and spotted a man down below. He lowered the balloon further and shouted, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"The man below said, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.""You…

  • SELF TEST

    Learn Something About Yourself. This one's a little different for everyone.Okay, first get a piece of paper and label it from 1-10.Now remember, you need to give serious thought to these questions!What is your favorite out of these three? CatBirdDog What is your favorite color?PinkWhiteBlackName a person of the same sex.Name a person of the…

  • Information Please

    When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood.  I remember well, the polished, old case fastened to the wall.The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother used to…