Washington, DC — President George Bush announced today that the US Government has won the “Drug War” and henceforth all resources devoted to preventing America’s children from killing themselves with drugs will now be devoted to killing them in Iraq while they defend us against “terrorists”.
He concluded his press conference with, “We won the Cold War, we’ve won the Drug War, and now we’ll win the War on Terror.”
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