- Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
- Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
- Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
- Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
- Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthang
- Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthin
- California: As Seen on TV
- Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
- Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
- Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
- Delaware: Wow… you're in Delaware
- Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
- Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
- Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
- Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Scum, But Leave Your Money)
- Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes… Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
- Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes… Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
- Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
- Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
- Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
- Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
- Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
- Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
- Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
- Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Slogan
- Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But that's Our Tourism Campaign
- Maine: Cheap Lobster
- Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
- Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
- Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
- Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
- Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"
- Minnesota: For Sale
- Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
- Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
- Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
- Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
- Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
- Nevada: Whores and Poker!
- New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
- New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
- New Jersey: You Want a F$%&in' Motto? I Got Yer F$%&in' Motto Right Here!
- New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
- New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney…
- North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
- North Dakota: Um… We've got… Um… Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!!
- North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
- Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
- Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan
- Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing
- Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
- Oregon: Spotted Owl… It's What's For Dinner
- Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
- Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
- South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
- South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
- Tennessee: The Educashun State
- Texas: Se Hablo Ingles
- Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)
- Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
- Vermont: Yep
- Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
- Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
- Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
- West Virginia: One Big Happy Family — Really!
- Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
- Wisconsin: We Really Love the Smell!
- Wyoming: Wynot?